a letter

dear indie/art-film directors and screenwriters and anyone else associated with this now-corrupt (it had to happen sooner or later) movement (movement?),
pleez stop making the same "understated" melodramatic doggerel films--quirky characters and even quirkier soundtracks. the joke is no longer funny to me.
sincerely,
bored film-fanatic with no access to the necessary resources to remedy the sordid state of film